Golf Carts Don’t Float, But Golf Tees Do – Who Knew?! For a little while after my parents got divorced my father stayed in the general Santa Barbara, CA area. My sister, Chickenbone, and I would spend weekends and long summers with him where we would learn all kinds of … But, wait! There’s more…
It was a match made in heaven: Three gals, three guys, a wee party, and an illegal bonfire.
But, wait! There's more...Several years ago I transferred to Malibu to work as Marc Andreessen’s Estate Manager, overseeing care of the property in the Malibu Colony and managing the staff. It was a great job, for the most part. Malibu was pretty, and pretty boring for a single gal. Not much to do … But, wait! There’s more…
FINALLY, after a few rounds of “What’s your favorite fruit loop flavor?” eHarmony reveals the pictures to me.
But, wait! There's more...Lucky WTF? Charms To help brighten up the sterilized sea of cubicles where I work, each holiday we decorate a pass-through/hallway. It helps give the place a little color, and is a good excuse not to be at our desks for 15 minutes. We also include a plate of cookies … But, wait! There’s more…
Oh, it gets better.
His face was orange. Yes, ORANGE. He’d used a low-quality tan-in-a-bottle to enhance his pasty skin tone. Unfortunately, BLENDING was not his strong point. Dear readers, he was a rookie at the fake-bake usage.
But, wait! There's more...So, what does any self-respecting procrastinator do at a time like this? Find great shit to read on the internet. Lucky for you, I’ve decided to share my findings. These had me laughing so hard they brought tears to my eyes…
But, wait! There's more...The 6’ tall gray cubicle walls are lightly padded for my protection, not unlike the padded cells of a funny-farm.
I suspect they are grooming me for transfer to the psych ward.
But, wait! There's more...Buddy, the meditation retreat mascot, was our ever-present companion, cuddler, and protector. When he wasn’t snuggling in one of our laps, he enlisted great effort in protecting us from the crows flying over the canyon. Buddy, who looks larger in this picture than he is in real life, is considerably … But, wait! There’s more…
“Hi, my name is Kernut, and I am a Meditator.”
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